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No1EliasBouchardHater

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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ew ew ew I don’t want to hyperfixate on a white guy again siouxsie save me

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No1EliasBouchardHater

No1EliasBouchardHater

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thank you queen🫶🫶 (I gave up on fifth heart. as in I’m still finishing it but I will Not be putting more time into cross referencing a textbook than into actually reading)

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No1EliasBouchardHater

No1EliasBouchardHater

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“hyperbole or sarcasm” Sherlock<33333333333333333(&co not fifth heart)

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No1EliasBouchardHater

No1EliasBouchardHater

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why did my mother just give me published Sherlock Holmes fanfiction about him realizing he’s a fictional character help😭😭

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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it’s from the pov of HENRY JAMES, THE REAL ACTUAL AUTHOR THAT EXISTED AND LIVED this is so funny

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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wait are there like actual connections to the Sherlock Holmes canon there that I was not aware of. was Moriarty actually hit 19th century psychologist William James this whole time or is that just a mtp thing I should’ve paid more attention when reading the og material😭 wasn’t he like a professor of mathematics tho what

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No1EliasBouchardHater

No1EliasBouchardHater

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Arthur Conan Doyle canonically exists in this book AND has likely met Sherlock in person wtf

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No1EliasBouchardHater

No1EliasBouchardHater

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like I know it’s probably explained later or sth but still😭😭

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No1EliasBouchardHater

No1EliasBouchardHater

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why’s he gotta be a raging misogynist::::/ like girlie/gn this is YOUR. fanfic you can ABSOLUTELY just not write that

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No1EliasBouchardHater

No1EliasBouchardHater

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why did he just. are to being flown out to the states hsjshsjshj

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No1EliasBouchardHater

No1EliasBouchardHater

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the real Henry James WAS actually gay btw just as a reference for where this is probably going.

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No1EliasBouchardHater

No1EliasBouchardHater

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whys he talking about his cousins dick like that😨😨

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No1EliasBouchardHater

No1EliasBouchardHater

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like the borderline incest between William and Alice no matter how ew is historically documented but this is just unnecessary

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No1EliasBouchardHater

No1EliasBouchardHater

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why’s he talking about a dead guy’s pubes like that😨😨😨 my GRANDMA read this and decided it was ok to give me

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No1EliasBouchardHater

No1EliasBouchardHater

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I don’t even actually have much of a problem with this just. the fact that I got this book from my mother is really funny

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No1EliasBouchardHater

No1EliasBouchardHater

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why is this book actually historically accurate and otherwise a mostly pleasant experience this far are you kidding I hate this stupid job

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No1EliasBouchardHater

No1EliasBouchardHater

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yasss narrative, force Holmes to pretend he’s a Norwegian explorer in front of people who can actually call his bluff

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No1EliasBouchardHater

No1EliasBouchardHater

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why’s there two whole pages excusing a pov change😭😭 my man/gn it’s really not that serious

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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in fact, frequent pov changes and non-linear narration can be a really effective tool in the hands of an adequately skilled author and f*** you for saying otherwise

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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conclusion thus far- this book is genuinely really well written, but there is. just so much raw infodumping about historical context. which for me is a plus but objectively there are way better ways to handle it. Sherlock isn’t an arsehole!!!!!!!!! Dan Simmons actually has his characterisation down really well. wtf is that plot tho lol

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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so this has been cecil’s fiction corner in which I write fanfiction about real people in town. none of that was true. onto actual news now

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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“and plotting my demise” can he not pretend to behave like a normal human person for one. bloody. conversation. istfg leave Melanie alone

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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she’s right her father IS none of his business and he SHOULD shut up

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