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No1EliasBouchardHater

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No1EliasBouchardHater

name: Jim

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I fucking hate Jonah Magnus.
2 Kings 2:23-24
Mainly self-indulgent shitpost/worm poetry (I should really start acc using tumblr)
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No1EliasBouchardHater

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grl what even is thgwswlt

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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people DO NOT talk like that😭

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“I am so delighted to hear you’ve reclaimed your power and that you’re making colossal strides toward the ownership of your true identity – a fearless young woman.” girl she wanted to sell you a f***ing apple peeler

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” I circled the makeup counter and peered through the collection of lipstick arranged in the case as if they were fine Parisian delicacies. I finally found the color I was looking for – “Red Velvet.” I asked the saleswoman for the last tube of lipstick and she passed the small capsule to me. Angling the mirror on the counter toward me, I twisted the lipstick until it sprouted open and then smeared it across my lips until they were the dark color of a beetroot.”😭😭

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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this is all from an email btw

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No1EliasBouchardHater

No1EliasBouchardHater

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why do they keep calling it Instant Messanger

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No1EliasBouchardHater

No1EliasBouchardHater

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oh.

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No1EliasBouchardHater

No1EliasBouchardHater

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for a thousand dollars GIRL😭

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No1EliasBouchardHater

No1EliasBouchardHater

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“I’ll draw up a contract” istg😭

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No1EliasBouchardHater

No1EliasBouchardHater

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typo spotted lol

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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why would she leave the meat out if she wants a tapeworm????? the little hook ball thingies are either in the meat or not it’s not like a tapeworm is just gonna walk by and lay eggs in it after it’s dead that’s just not how ts works

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No1EliasBouchardHater

No1EliasBouchardHater

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there are wattpad fics better researched than this

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No1EliasBouchardHater

No1EliasBouchardHater

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she’s trying to babytrap her with the tapeworm. that’s a sentence.

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No1EliasBouchardHater

No1EliasBouchardHater

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SHE SAID THE THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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grown arse man.

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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the writing does carry though

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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nooo wait I just realised that if I relisten I’ll have to hear Naven speak too and I’m not sure if I can handle it

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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in like a bad way but the writer(s?) and his va are doing a great job<33

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No1EliasBouchardHater

No1EliasBouchardHater

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neways RICK

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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Lorelai they could never make me hate you</3

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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lhs</33

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No1EliasBouchardHater

No1EliasBouchardHater

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jhw/lhs<33

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No1EliasBouchardHater

No1EliasBouchardHater

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kdj~ysg qpr<33

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No1EliasBouchardHater

No1EliasBouchardHater

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manifesting this so it becomes canon

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No1EliasBouchardHater

No1EliasBouchardHater

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I want them to jang out together and hold hands and read each other’s book recs and be happy forever

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No1EliasBouchardHater

No1EliasBouchardHater

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hang*

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