Would You rather: Your hair fall out of handfuls or have very hairy legs and not be able to do anything about it?

Would you rather have a panic attack every time someone wants to kiss You or fall in love with someone who thinks that You are a complete weirdo?
What would you prefer: Making a friend with a perverted fraud or to never have an access to Internet anymore?
What would you prefer: getting 10 million dollars or meeting a love of your life and live happily ever after?