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No1EliasBouchardHater

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No1EliasBouchardHater

name: Jim

city: Prolly somewhere idk

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I fucking hate Jonah Magnus.

Mainly self-indulgent shitpost/worm poetry (I should really start acc using tumblr)
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grl what even is thgwswlt Read more

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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grl what even is thgwswlt

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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people DO NOT talk like that😭

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“I am so delighted to hear you’ve reclaimed your power and that you’re making colossal strides toward the ownership of your true identity – a fearless young woman.” girl she wanted to sell you a f***ing apple peeler

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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” I circled the makeup counter and peered through the collection of lipstick arranged in the case as if they were fine Parisian delicacies. I finally found the color I was looking for – “Red Velvet.” I asked the saleswoman for the last tube of lipstick and she passed the small capsule to me. Angling the mirror on the counter toward me, I twisted the lipstick until it sprouted open and then smeared it across my lips until they were the dark color of a beetroot.”😭😭

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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this is all from an email btw

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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why do they keep calling it Instant Messanger

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No1EliasBouchardHater

No1EliasBouchardHater

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oh.

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No1EliasBouchardHater

No1EliasBouchardHater

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for a thousand dollars GIRL😭

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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“I’ll draw up a contract” istg😭

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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typo spotted lol

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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why would she leave the meat out if she wants a tapeworm????? the little hook ball thingies are either in the meat or not it’s not like a tapeworm is just gonna walk by and lay eggs in it after it’s dead that’s just not how ts works

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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there are wattpad fics better researched than this

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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she’s trying to babytrap her with the tapeworm. that’s a sentence.

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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SHE SAID THE THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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grown arse man.

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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the writing does carry though

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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nooo wait I just realised that if I relisten I’ll have to hear Naven speak too and I’m not sure if I can handle it

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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in like a bad way but the writer(s?) and his va are doing a great job<33

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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neways RICK

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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Lorelai they could never make me hate you</3

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lhs</33

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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jhw/lhs<33

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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kdj~ysg qpr<33

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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manifesting this so it becomes canon

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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I want them to jang out together and hold hands and read each other’s book recs and be happy forever

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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ok but tell me why stp is actually the most brilliant piece of art I’ve ever had the chance to experience

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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on a technical level, like the art is actually Breathtaking at times. Abby is insane for all of those hands but some of the environments too??? that staircase in stranger gave me nightmares. the hero becoming unraveled is my favourite visual in anything ever period. Jonny’s absolutely awesome for his role(both as the Narrator which omg hes so good at voicing morally grey yappers who would rather be in a gothic horror about being gradually detached from humanity as a result of some or other horrible happening and as all of the other voices. particular shout outs to smitten for sounding just. so increadibly stupid. and to paranoid because heart lungs liver nerves gave me actual chills) and don’t even get me started on Nichole as the princess because by god does she Deliver. that one part before witch where damsel has to kill you is rolling around in my head Constantly. like they Could Not have found a better voice actress holy f*** is she amazing

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and then this game has story. I’m way too stupid for any of my analyses to actually give it any justice but every now and again I’ll think about a piece of it intensely enough for long enough that I begin to understand it and every time I’m left viscerally amazed. I know it’s not very media literate to view anything as perfect but it’s also really hard not to in this case

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No1EliasBouchardHater

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which also I think IS one of the themes in stp(the fourth chapter of damsel I’m pretty sure is about being able to see flaws in something you’re a huge fan of and how it’s normal to get bored of things after a while, no matter how perfect they might seem? idk though as I’ve said I’m not That good at literary analysis. either way best route fr the opportunist is so awesomesause)

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So. Many. Typos.

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